It’s not — spoiler my real middle name starts with a vowel — but if it was Bethaney Vacation (which sounds semi amazing), I’d probably take a lot more of them. Holidays, leaves of absence, etc. — I’d make a job out of not having one. Today, though, that point is moot, as I am on actual vacation. In Vegas. Cliched jokes aside, I’ve never been and am super pumped to be here (or so me thinks as of May 21st). So I can do/watch things like this:
Selling Pawn Stars my rare antique find … hopefully to Rick, who is my favorite. (
Though I could probably con Chumlee out of more cash.)
Judging casinos on levels of carpet craziness.
Seeing this modern miracle.
People watching galore.
See you when I get back.