Now more than ever (with my new teapot in tow), I’m a sucker for a good cup of tea. It’s tasty, temperature appropriate — hot or iced — and comes in a multitude of flavors. If it were up to me, we’d have tea time tea parties every day of the week. Except Sundays, which are for church and napping. But as that has yet to become the status quo, instead, here’s a list of tea parties I would have liked to attend. I’ll assume my invitations got lost in the mail.
The Mad Hatter’s
She looks awful trusting of that Kool-Aid red tea.
I brought an appetizer, guys; I’m not cleaning.
Ross Geller … I Mean Bea’s
Not pictured: Buzz Lightyear/Mrs. Nesbit
(Even though I talked about Uncle Alberts’s floating tea party last week.)
I can get on board with the penguin policy: Order what you will, they’ll be no bill. It’s complimentary.
Next on the list: pretty much every tea party featuring free snacks or a Disney character pre-200s; they seem like they know how to party.